Twas the Episode Before Cyberpunk, and all were glum.  Not a thing was compelling, til Night City had come

The GPUs were mounted in the PCs with care  In hope that Johnny Silverhand soon would be there

The Metal Gamers were nestled, all stoned in their homes  With visions of capping punk Cyborgs in their domes  

But all of Gaming would have to wait  While the Metal Gamers settle and just masturbate

Check out our Patreon for exclusive and early content:

Join the Facebook group:

Join the The Metal Gamers Podcast Discord

Follow us on Instagram: @themetalgamerspodcast, @fullmetalmikage, @kanguskyle, @micah_mcg, @chiefbheef, @joe_dufflebag

Come play FFXIV with us! Crystal Data Center, Diabolos Server. Our Free Company (Guild) is called the Hydro Homies.