The world is plagued again, this time with violence. Start placing bets on the next disaster, Ive got money on the Yellowstone super volcano. Join Michael, Micah, Kyle, Josh as we talk about the today's next disaster cancelling announcements, how bigots can go fuck themselves, and how much we miss Read More

World disasters, a lack of news, and hard work week have made for a short episode, but we have a long ASMR diatribe about Joe's oven and "Frozen Pizza" setting. So.... there's that.  Join Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, and Joe as we talk about really nothing. We have some goofs, Read More

We had a rough week, and we are in rare form. There isn't much going on for gaming news, so we just kind of let it all loose. Join Micah, Kyle, Joe, Josh, and Michael for a fun episode of nonsense. We apologize in advance. Check out our Patreon for Read More

My name is Doug Hugem, I'm here to read bible scripture and give hugs, and I'm all out of huuugs. Join Michael, Josh, Micah, Kyle, and Joe as we get introed in Wrestling style. We talk about all the new UE5 and PlayStation news, make fun of each other, and Read More

Sometimes you gotta dress like an 80's coke lord to get your friends to kiss you. Join Joe, Michael, Micah, Josh, and Kyle as we talk, hopefully for the last time on the main show, about Final fantasy 7 Remake. We also seem to be confused about what game play Read More

Ubisoft has announced it's new Assassin's Creed title, Valhalla. Today we are also making a large announcement, our rap battle game show hosted by Viking legend, Ragnar Lothbrok, is also coming soon! Join Joe, Kyle, Micah, Michael, and Josh as we talk about Easter Eggs in video games, way too Read More

If you find yourself infected with laughter due to this episode, a quick injection of bleach will do the trick. It's the hottest trend anyway. Join the increasingly full time host Joe, as well as Micah, Michael, Kyle, and Josh as we go over more Final Fantasy 7 Remake, some Read More

We all dream of the final day we get to leave our fleshy form and join Mr. Skeletal's skeleton army as a strong skeleton soldier blessed with good calcium and strong bones. But there does live another skeletal titan, who dares to stand against our own. ALEX BONES! Ignore the Read More

Anime is cool, games are cool...... but what if we put them together? This week, join Micah, Kyle, Joe, Michael, and Josh as we talk about the most recent big hitter, Final Fantasy 7: Remake. We also talk about what games should get the Far Cry: Blood Dragon treatment, the Read More

People are always so unhappy, a game developer gives them new content at a fair price, and they always say " bUt I wAnT mORe!" I'm here to tell you to look down, and see with your special eyes, that you have already attained more, you idiot. Join Michael, Josh, Read More

Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing New Horizons have released and we have a question. WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU!? Join Joe, Kyle, Micah, Josh, and Michael as we talk about more covid-19 business controversy, great new games, and what you should be playing during the apocalypse. SO much was Read More

LOOK OUT WADE COUNTY, WE'RE HERE TO SAVE YOU!..... I think we got him killed.... We have been playing some of the new Call of Duty: Warzone, and it's been a great time, for us at least. Join Michael, Kyle, Micah, Josh Goodwyne, Josh Goodwyne, Josh Goodwyne, Josh Goodwyne,  and Read More

It's New Gear Day here in the studio, and the podcast has never sounded so crisp. Join Josh, Micah, Kyle, and Michael as we talk threw some new SM7Bs and prove once again that we should have the ability to create a podcast taken away from us. -South X Southwest Read More

The coronavirus is causing the gaming world to come to a screeching halt as the infection spreads world wide...... WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS. Join Kyle, Micah, Michael, and Josh as we talk about the gritty reboot of Pacman x Max Payne, the Monster Hunter movie, and the real life game Read More

HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE ASTROLOGIAN?! HOW!? Join Josh, Michael, Kyle, Micah, and occasionally [REDACTED] as we get angry about petty things. We also go over your fantastic questions in a pretty long Topics section. Stay hydrated my friends, and drive with your eyes closed. Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/themetalgamerspodcast/ Follow Read More

Love is in the air, in this corporate holiday time of year. Join Joe, Kyle, Micah, Josh, and Michael as we talk about company's who love their games, and those who don't. Who are your favorite romances? Doom Guy and Isabelle are definitely a thing, but to what facet? Teach Read More

Blizzard has once again fucked it up. Join Michael, Kyle, Micah, and Josh as we talk about more Final Fantasy 14 and Control, along with the funniest topic discussion we have had yet. Patreon and premium content coming VERY soon. Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/themetalgamerspodcast/ Come play FFXIV with us! Read More

Due to a long and exhausting trip, we did not record a full episode but we will be back next week! In the mean time, a while back we recorded us trying to convince Micah to play FFXIV with us, for which we succeeded. Now we are using it to Read More

Have you ever had a problem with making an account for anything?.... Yeah, me either. Join Kyle, Michael, Josh, Micah, and Joe as we argue about.... just about everything. Lot's of frustration have been vented out, and we all feel better now. Thank you. Lil' Squee-Squee for President 2020. Join Read More

Title Card: The day before recording the podcast.... "Guys, it's time for the new character announcement, GET HYPED." "God I hope it's Dante, whatever it is I'm sure it will be sick." "It's starting.... looks like it's...... wait....... WHO THE FUCK IS BYLETH" Join Kyle, Micah, Josh, Michael, [[REDACTED]], and Read More